What am I, exactely?
Why, a freak of nature, of course.
I am an experiment gone all too right but all too wrong for the dreadful psycho who created me.
No, I was never human.
Yes, I do dread my life at times.
Yes…I will eat you.
Height: 5’2” (everything included)
Eyes: Bright Orange-Pink
Age: 23 years
Diet: Carnivorous Diet
Home: In attics and high places in a funnel shaped web
Fears: Fire, Pyros, Explosives, Soldiers, Demomen, Engineers