What am I, exactely?
Why, a freak of nature, of course.
I am an experiment gone all too right but all too wrong for the dreadful psycho who created me.
No, I was never human.
Yes, I do dread my life at times.
Yes…I will eat you if you so do get trapped.
Height: 5’2” [full height] 4’9” [normal]
Length: Approx. 4’8”
Weight: 112 lbs
Hair: Purplish Hue covering most of his body
Eyes: It glows out pink but has a gradient from a magenta to red-orange on the outter sclera
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Diet: Carnivorous Diet
Home: In attics and high places in a funnel shaped web
Fears: Fire, Pyros, Explosives, Soldiers, Demomen, Meeeeddiicssssssssss
Likes: Pranking others, being an overall creep, spying on others, eating large meals
Dislikes: People who pry into his den, those who steal from his den, fire, anything not living